I just love seeing funny memes about #momlife – the snarky quotes just put a smile on my face and help me not to take my life so seriously! Here are some of my favorites about life as a mom. I hope you enjoy them!
If you enjoy making dinner and then sweeping 90% of it off of the floor, then I recommend parenthood.
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
Dear Children, if you don’t want your nap, can Mommy have it?
Your children when they clean their rooms – 1% cleaning, 30% complaining, 69% playing with the stuff they just found.
Some days my kids can do no wrong. Other days I understand why some animals eat their young.
I want my children to have all of the things I couldn’t afford and then I’ll move in with them.
I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make so I became a mom.
Hell hath no fury like the child who’s sibling just pushed the elevator button.
Don’t be so hard on yourself. The mom in E.T. had an alien living in her house for weeks and didn’t even notice.
The quickest way for a mom to get her children’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Being a parent means knowing how to unwrap a snickers without making any noise.
Whenever you feel like a bad mom, just remember that the mom from Home Alone was halfway to Paris before she realized she was missing a child.
A worried mother does better research than the FBI.
“You’re not the boss of me,” I whisper underneath my breath as I make four different lunches for my kids.
I’m a mom. My hobbies include neglecting myself, repeating myself over and over, daydreaming about bedtime, constantly picking up my couch cushions off the floor, and never peeing by myself.
As a mom, sometimes we indirectly tell off our husbands through our children. “Mommy can’t play right now because she’s the only person who cleans in this house.”
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