Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

I hope these funny mom memes will help make you laugh so life with your toddler can be fun and more enjoyable! Raising toddlers is like raising an alien, isn't it? You love them to pieces and they are so dang cute, but they explode into fits for reasons we often never understand.

Sleeping with your toddler is like sleeping with a drunk octopus…

Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

I want to meet a parent who has never heard the song “Daddy Finger” (or “Baby Shark”) so I can shake the hand of the luckiest person in the world. 

I want to meet the parent who has never heard the song "Daddy Finger" so I can shake the hand of the luckiest person in the world. - Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

Hakuna Matoddler – It means no relaxing for the rest of your days. 

Hakuna Matoddler - it means no relaxing for the rest of your days. Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

First child eats dirt, mother calls doctor. Second child eats first, mother washes out his mouth. Third child eats dirt, mother wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch. 

Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

What's it like having a toddler? Imagine raising a heavily caffeinated chimpanzee who's allergic to sleep. 

What's it like having a toddler? Imagine raising a heavily caffeinated chimpanzee who's allergic to sleep. Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

You know you're a mom when it takes longer to get everyone in the car than it does to run the actual errand. 

You know you're a parent when it takes longer to get everyone in the car that to run the actual errand. Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

Mommy watch this! is the toddler equivalent of “hold my beer.” It means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place. 

"Mommy watch this!" is the toddler equivalent of "hold my beer." It means something stupid and dangerous is about to happen. - Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

My house isn't messy. It's custom-designed by a two year old. 

My house isn't messy. It's custom designed by a two-year-old. - Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

Parenthood – the scariest hood you will ever go through. 

Parenthood - the scariest hood you will ever go through. Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

I'm sorry I'm late. I got into an argument with my toddler about socks. 

I'm sorry I'm late. I got into an argument with my toddler about socks. Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minuted than most people can do all day!

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minuted than most people can do all day!

Toddlers: they take 30 minutes to put on one shoe, but can download 3 apps, delete iTunes and call your mom in less than 17 seconds.

Toddlers: they take 30 minutes to put on one shoe, but can download 3 apps, delete iTunes and call your mom in less than 17 seconds. Funny Mom Memes about Toddlers

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