Raising toddlers is like raising an alien, isn’t it? You love them to pieces and they are so dang cute, but they explode into fits for reasons we often never understand. I hope these memes will help make you laugh so life with your toddler can be fun and more enjoyable!
Sleeping with your toddler is like sleeping with a drunk octopus…
I want to meet a parent who has never heard the song “Daddy Finger” (or “Baby Shark”) so I can shake the hand of the luckiest person in the world.
Hakuna Matoddler – It means no relaxing for the rest of your days.
First child eats dirt, mother calls doctor. Second child eats first, mother washes out his mouth. Third child eats dirt, mother wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch.
What’s it like having a toddler? Imagine raising a heavily caffeinated chimpanzee who’s allergic to sleep.
You know you’re a mom when it takes longer to get everyone in the car than it does to run the actual errand.
Mommy watch this! is the toddler equivalent of “hold my beer.” It means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.
My house isn’t messy. It’s custom-designed by a two year old.
Parenthood – the scariest hood you will ever go through.
I’m sorry I’m late. I got into an argument with my toddler about socks.
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minuted than most people can do all day!
Toddlers: they take 30 minutes to put on one shoe, but can download 3 apps, delete iTunes and call your mom in less than 17 seconds.
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